Geezer Sluggish Judgement Syndrome Trust The Science The Royal Tyrone Academy of Science has recently completed an exhaustive study that has identified a mental deficiency common among superannuated male humans (Geezers) heretofore unexplained. The study examined a plethora of data collected from a diverse population of geezers and analyzed with the help of Facebook’s AI and the Chinese quantum computer used by the NIH to evaluate Coronavirus data. The study was examined by independent experts and the results were confirmed during an exhaustive collaboration of the Royal Academy’s Peer-Review committee. The study has resulted in the identification of a suspected mental disorder now known as Geezer Sluggish Judgement Syndrome (GSJS). The study was submitted to the Fact-Checking Politbureau of the Democratic National Committee, which confirmed its validity and declared Trump as the cause of the disorder. Legislation has been proposed and submitted to Nancy-Gataor for scheduling i...